I JUST FOUND MY SEVENTH GRADE MATH TEACHER ON A GAY PORN WEBSITE
why were you on a gay porn website
for oatmeal recipes why the fuck do you think
- Yasmin Mogahed (via aestheticintrovert)
Wow you’re a JERK. A really cute jerk with an adorable nose and a cute voice and I WANT TO THROW YOU OFF A CLIFF WITH SHARKS WAITING FOR YOU but before they get you I want to save you from falling and kiss and cuddle you BUT AFTER THAT THE SHARKS CAN EAT YOUR STUPID DUMB adorable cute quirky self ugh
Fucking Wesley the sass master, here.
Because there is never enough Princess Bride. Ever.
I wish people could just say how they feel like ‘hey I really don’t like when you do that to me’ or ‘hey I’m in love with you’ or ‘hi I really miss you and i think about you all the time’ without sounding desperate why can’t everyone be painfully honest and just save people the trouble